My father was the one to break the news to my mother and me yesterday, and said in all seriousness, “This might be the worst news I’ve ever heard.”
I don’t know that I want to raise children in a world where after every score in a Flyers game the announcer doesn’t say “And he scores for a case of Tastykakes!” What will the Flyers’ Wives Charities do without that case of Krimpets and Kandy Kakes?
What will I do in a world without the once-elusive Coconut Junior?
Tastykake does make a chocolate-mint product, Vetri. Geez, pay attention.