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I know everyone has read this already, but it never stops being head-explodingly hilarious how much this is my…entire life.
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Seeley.
His full name is Monsieur Macbook de le Pomme Deux, but we usually just call him Monsieur.
Black Mamba.
Angel Bob. I blame @offyougoapparently.
Cameron. (@undergroundwoman’s identical model is named Allison Young.)
BLAME HAPPILY ACCEPTED BTW
Optimus Prime.
Pepper. (As in Potts)
Listen
- TOO MANY MEN
- TOO MANY BOYS
- TOO MANY MISTAS
- NOT ENOUGH SISTAS
- TOO MUCH TIME ON TOO MANY HANDS
- NOT ENOUGH LADIES TOO MANY MANS
(EASY TO FIX)
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Many derby girls find they are playing a sport for the first time in their lives. They never got all that excited about going to the gym, had parents who made them choose academics over athletics back in school or simply “hated exercise.” These are the same girls who are now willingly spending hours upon hours a day, sometimes six days a week, training their bodies. Not because they want to fit into some killer bikini, but because they want to win.
Now, if that’s not girl power, I don’t know what is.
” —How Roller Derby Can Save Your Life (via curvesahead)
You know what else is appealing about roller derby? You get to fly and you get to shove people and you get to feel pain. It’s gotta be the fastest contact sport. That contact would be awesome. To get out your anger and feel connected at the same time. I wish wish wish I could skate better.
(via pluseyes)
I wish I were less of a wuss about broken bones. I’m still thinking about derby. (I already know what my name would be. I’m a nerd.)
(via metonymic)
I never thought I’d reblog something from O Magazine, but here we are!
Total Eclipse Of The Heart [Explicit]
The Dan Band
Total Eclipse of the Heart - The Dan Band
I feel that I should prepare everyone now because as soon as I get raws of Brotherhood I am making a Roy/Riza vid to this. A decision made a week ago when I was left to my own devices for FAR TOO LONG.
I’m going to pretend it’s ironic. But you know me better than that.
FOR FUCKING EVER’S GONNA START TONIGHT.
brb finding the Youtube video where Michael Johns sang this with The Dan Band. I FUCKING NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER.
uhhhh so this makes two times I’ve reblogged something involving this song tonight and I don’t even care.
Rawles, I support this vid’s existence SO FUCKING MUCH.
(Roy Mustang’s iPod is full of ABBA and Bonnie Tyler.)
