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Contemplating ectobiology with Shelby at 3 a.m.
karkat as a parent is just… lol
WHY IS THIS FUCKING BABY DIRTY
IT’S DIRTY AGAIN JADE, AND IT’S SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO OH MAN OH GOD
WHAT THE SHIT. LOOK JUST TAKE IT
THIS PARENTING THING MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
wait both Jade and Karkat were essentially raised by animals
karkat you can’t hold it by it’s foot i don’t think?
and that is why
john has to help all the time
hahahaha you guys are so ridiculous
kanaya is actually pretty good at parenting
she gives karkat tips and he’s like THE FUCK
(Rose is secretly SO WORRIED she will be a terrible mom, but nobody knows that except Kanaya)
Well Karkat It Isnt So Different From Dealing With You
You Just Have To Be Very Patient
WOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER THANKS A LOT
oh god…. if dave and terezi had a kid
Mr. Strider and Ms. Pyrope,
I realize this is not the first letter we’ve sent you. However, it will not be the last, should you continue to avoid dealing with the issues your daughter presents to the other students.
She is disruptive in class and damaging to the peaceful learning environment we attempt to cultivate here at Matthew David McConaughey Elementary. More than one teacher has experienced her drawing on other students and consistently antagonizing them with taunts about how they will never be “a coolkid like her” [sic].
Additionally, garishly colored suits and sunglasses are not in accordance with our dress code, specified in chapter 6-C of the student handbook.
she is the best kid ever
there is no coolerkid
Meanwhile Terezi licks the letter, makes a face, and throws it out.
TH1S 1S US3L3SS
Parent-Teacher conference: WH4T NOW?
i dont see the problem here
1 TH1NK OUR D4UGHT3R 1S S1MPLY
TOO COOL FOR HUM4N SCHOOL